Friday, August 21, 2009

The Eutaw Street Chronicles: April 30, 1996

O'Neill's long homer kicks off baseball's longest game

"O'Neill hit a thigh-high fastball from Arthur Rhodes so far to right that even those positioned in the flag court didn't bother to move."

-Buster Olney

Paul O'Neill's long first-inning home run on April 30, 1996 - the eighth ball to land on Eutaw Street during game action - was obscured by the length of the record-setting contest in which it was hit.

O'Neill's home run off Arthur Rhodes traveled 431 feet.

"O'Neill hit a thigh-high fastball from Arthur Rhodes so far to right that even those positioned in the flag court didn't bother to move," wrote Buster Olney. "The ball cleared Boog's Barbecue and bounced on Eutaw Street, a 431-foot homer, worth a couple of runs."

The game between the Yankees and Orioles lasted four-hours and twenty one minutes -- the longest nine-inning contest in major league history.

Said Orioles Manager Davey Johnson: "This one seemed really long."

The Orioles had fallen three minutes short of the record for longest game just two weeks earlier in a 26-7 loss to the Rangers. On this night, the Orioles and Yankees eclipsed the previous mark - set by the Dodgers and Giants on Oct. 2, 1962 - by three minutes.

"We were close in Texas," Brady Anderson joked afterward. "I knew we could do it."



Rhodes tossed the game's first pitch at 7:36, thereby commencing an offensive onslaught that ended at 11:57 p.m. with the Yankees on top 13-10.

The O's led 9-4 after two innings, driving New York starter Andy Pettitte from the game before he could record the first out of the second inning.

However, the Yankees rallied with five runs in the fifth to tie the game at nine. New York's five-run comeback was its largest since 1993 when the team rallied from a 7-2 deficit to defeat the Indians 14-8.

The first six innings alone took three hours and featured seven different pitchers.

Who could blame fans for peeking at the out-of-town scoreboard where the incoming results were equally outrageous?

Toronto defeated Milwaukee 9-8.

Seattle blanked Texas 8-0.

Boston scored 13 against Detroit.

And the Twins tallied 16 runs against the Royals.

Meanwhile, no winning team in the National League scored less than seven runs.

Power was now king in baseball; journalists and players alike wondered if it was making a jester of the game.

Olney, writing for The Sun:
"Runs are scoring at a record pace, and all the parameters and traditions of the game of baseball are changing. Pitchers are to hitters what Ed McMahon was to Johnny Carson, the straight men providing the means for the laughter. Batting coaches can now be called offensive coordinators, pitching coaches are defensive coordinators. This is like the NBA in the late '70s: The first three quarters are irrelevant, and there's no defense. Ultimately, after the two sides trade shots, the game is decided in the late innings."
John Giannone, writing for The Daily News:
"In a season where pitchers have become an endangered species and hitters swing with all the recklessness of a Sunday softball team, the Yankees and Orioles last night did nothing to halt this trend."
Pitchers were particularly wary of the trend and reached for an appropriate comparison.

Said Scott Kamieniecki, who stopped the bleeding in relief of Pettitte with four innings of two-hit ball:
"You score 10 runs in the American League and you might get a win. This is not baseball, it's softball. It used to be hitters would get one good pitch per at bat. Now they're waiting on two, three or four pitches."
Steve Howe: "It's more like football."

Jimmy Key: "It's entertainment, I guess."

David Cone: "It's out of control."

Mike Mussina, who would leave Baltimore for New York following the 2000 season, summed it up thusly: "Smaller strike zone, smaller ballparks, bad pitching, bigger hitters, loaded baseballs, corked bats and higher-altitude cities . . . does that about cover it?"

Steroids were not yet a part of the conversation.

In the end, a game that featured 28 hits, four home runs, and 22 RBI was defined by a near miss.

After the Yankees surged ahead with a three-run seventh inning, Brady Anderson came within several feet of a game-tying two-run homer in the bottom of the frame. Left fielder Gerald Williams caught the ball on the warning track, leading Anderson to send his helmet airborne in frustration.

Two batters earlier B.J. Surhoff crossed the plate on a Gregg Zaun ground out. The O's would not score again.

With the victory, the Yankees took a half-game lead on the Orioles in the A.L. East and sat alone atop the division for the first time.

O'Neill's bronze bomb was the third of seven home runs to reach Eutaw Street in 1996, the most in any one season until 2008 when eight baseballs landed on the famed walkway.

"Any day now, President Clinton will declare Eutaw Street a disaster area," Rosenthal joked.


Box Score

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Rushing the Field, Camden Yards Style

The guy who rushed the field the other night at Camden Yards is now on YouTube, with an SI.com Hot Clicks mention to boot.

Kudos to the Camden Yards music guy for his song choice as the guy was carted away in cuffs: "Loser."

(Click here for the very funny "Literal Video Version" of the Beck song.)



Giving a Whole New Meaning to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

There are many interesting angles from this week's series against the Rays that are worth discussing. And while I could wax poetic about something more important - say, for example, the continuing development of the team's young guns - I'm stuck on attendance, or the lack thereof in Tampa.

Watching the Orioles play in front of a bunch of empty seats is nothing new, but watching them do so on the road against a team in the playoff hunt grabs my attention.

Perhaps the thing I've missed most in the past decade-plus of losing in Baltimore is the electric atmosphere that once existed at Camden Yards.

There were plenty of times in the '90s when I couldn't get a ticket to the ballpark, when snagging a standing-room spot amounted to a victory. I remarked then about how nice it was during the Memorial Stadium days to make a spontaneous decision to attend a game and be able to do so at the last minute.

I was wrong.

I want the sellouts back. I want the return of the ballpark magic that produces Orioles Magic. And it would be there if the O's were in the playoff hunt.

Not so in Tampa Bay and, as it turns out, in many other towns as well. Which is why I think attendance should count toward the division and Wild Card standings. But I'll get to that later.

As I mentioned on Wednesday, the Orioles are drawing more fans - overall and average per game - than are the Rays. Curiosity led me to take a closer look and consider the attendance figures for the top eight contending teams in each league.

Nothing scientific - I don't even factor in the size of the respective ballparks - just considering attendance in a general, broad-brush way.

Here are some observations:



Baseball in Florida - It Ain't Exactly a Trip to DisneyLand

Combined, the Rays and Marlins have drawn less overall fans (2,515,644) than three individual major league teams: the Yankees, Dodgers, and Phillies.

It's not just a big city thing. The Cardinals have drawn only 64,534 less fans than the two Florida franchises together.


Wild Card Does Not Necessarily Equal Wild Fans

The Houston Astros are four games under .500 (58-62) and nine games out of the Wild Card chase. In other words, Houston does have a problem: they aren't going to the post-season.

Still, the Astros have drawn more fans - 1,865,142 - than six Wild Card contenders (Colorado, Atlanta, and Florida in the N.L.; Tampa Bay, Seattle, and Chicago in the A.L.).

Houston has drawn only 12,251 less fans than A.L. Central-leading Detroit, who more than any other fan base deserves a break because of the economy.


The O's Are in Third Place! ... in Attendance

Try explaining baseball to a non-fan; you'll quickly realize how silly and arcane many of the sport's rules are.

Throw in the uneven realities of "baseball etiquette" and "make-it-up-as-we-go-along" systems like the Wild Card and All-Star Game outcomes that determine home field advantage in the World Series, and you realize that nothing's really out of the realm of possibility for the sport.

Not that I dislike those latter systems, mind you. Rather, I acknowledge that for a sport that prides itself on its traditions, baseball is open to any changes that may translate into more change in owners' pockets.

Which is why owners should consider factoring attendance into division and Wild Card standings. Talk about a home-field advantage!

This new system would provide a disincentive to visiting fans who invade other teams' stadiums, especially when the division races are close. That fact alone would earn the proposal a majority "Yes" vote in Charm City. The players aren't local; at least the fans should be.

Major league teams have no bones about blackmailing cities into building new stadiums by threatening to leave town, so why not pose some consequences to fans who aren't willing to spend their hard-earned money on tickets?

Granted, this set-up would give the Yankees an unfair edge on other teams, but that's sort of an unwritten rule in modern baseball anyway.

Here's how the A.L. East would break down if attendance factored into the standings.

1. New York - 2,697,208

2. Boston - 2,120,048

3. Baltimore - 1,510,081

4. Tampa Bay - 1,422,731

5. Toronto - 1,441,909

In the end, factoring in attendance figures wouldn't dramatically alter the standings anyway. New York and Boston would still top the division.

The only thing that would really change is that Tampa fans would be punished for not giving their team the support it deserves.


Attendance Breakdown for Teams with the Best Records in Each League

A.L.

New York - 2,697,208

Los Angeles Angels -2,335,805

Boston - 2,120,048

Detroit - 1,877,393

Texas - 1,770,921

Chicago White Sox - 1,759,520

Seattle - 1,681,813

Tampa Bay - 1,422,731


N.L.

Los Angeles Dodgers - 2,759,940

Philadelphia - 2,656,565

St. Louis - 2,451,110

Chicago - 2,296,389

San Francisco Giants - 2,096,514

Colorado - 1,747,659

Atlanta - 1,773,033

Florida - 1,092,913



Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Catching Up with Al Bumbry - It's Easier Than It Used to Be

The Centre Daily Times in Pennsylvania has profiled Al Bumbry as the former Oriole prepares to be an honorary manager for the New York-Penn League All-Star Game.

The article primarily focuses on changes in the game as seen from Bumbry's perspective, but there's also an interesting anecdote in there about Bumbry's Vietnam service as a first lieutenant, which earned him a Bronze Star.

On the baseball side, Bumbry bemoans bad baserunning and manages not to mention the Orioles' problems in that department even once. Must have something to do with his public relations work for the O's that's also mentioned in the article.

[Bumbry on baserunning after the jump.]


Bumbry’s pet peeve is baserunning and you can understand why.

Not only was the 1980 American League All-Star an excellent baserunner during his career, he was also an outfield and baserunning instructor for three major league teams.

On most nights in the NY-PL and other leagues, it’s common to see a runner picked off or thrown out trying to take an extra base.

“When it came to teaching baserunning …,” Bumbry started before stopping to shake his head. “It was hard to convince guys on how to be good baserunners and how that could contribute to the end results of games. Of all of the complaints that I’ve heard from over the years — from admin people, fans or coaches, is the lack of attention and detail to baserunning.

“When you think about it, being a good baserunner translates into offensive statistics that’s going to contribute to your contract.”

Bumbry said a willingness to learn and observe the game is the key to baserunning. Knowing the opposing defense, reading game situations and the ball can make a difference between being safe or out.

Speed isn’t always the difference maker. Bumbry points to former teammate Cal Ripken, who wasn’t the fleetest of foot, but was recognized as an excellent baserunner.

“Cal could be running and size up a ball hit to the outfield as he’s running and make his decision on what he could do or not do on how the ball was first hit,” Bumbry said.

Bumbry says too many runners want to watch the play, instead of run. He uses runners rounding third and heading to the plate as a perfect example.

“If you see it 10 times, I bet you eight of those 10 guys looks back to see where the ball is,” he said. “For what? The ball is coming to the plate. You don’t need to look back to see where the ball is or what kind of throw the guy is making. It’s like they can’t make themselves run hard until they see the desperation. As opposed to when I ran, I ran with desperation all of the damn time.”

Image source: Here.

How Can They Make No Mention of Mickolio?

Game stories from The Sun and the Associated Press failed to mention Kam Mickolio's two inning, four strikeout relief performance against the Rays on Tuesday night, but the rookie's effort out of the bullpen was an encouraging indicator amidst what is fast becoming a disastrous second half of the baseball season for the Orioles.

Mickolio entered the game in the seventh inning with no outs and two runners in scoring position. He first struck out 2008 American League Rookie of the Year Evan Longoria. Mickolio then followed an intentional walk to Carlos Pena with another strikeout, this time of Pat Burrell. Finally, he retired Gregg Zaun on a pop-up to help the Birds escape the inning unharmed. (At least Peter Schmuck gave Mickolio his due.)

Matt Wieters followed Mickolio's outstanding seventh-inning effort by clouting a two-run home run in the top of the eighth inning in a strong nine pitch at-bat against Randy Choate. Wieters worked a full count by fighting off five of Choate's offerings before depositing a fastball into the stands in right-center.

On most nights this month the Orioles have made it hard to remain optimistic about the team's future. Last night wasn't one of them despite the game's disappointing outcome.


Extra bases

I like the Rays, really I do, but I'm certain the Orioles could muster many more fans for an August game were they in the thick of the Wild Card chase and one season removed from the World Series than the 16,514 who showed up last night at Tropicana Field.

Here's your sad but true fact of the day: The 48-71 Orioles are drawing more fans - overall and average per game - than the 64-54 Rays.


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Gregg Zaun: "I Go in Like a Bull in a China Shop"

Zaunbie Nation has flown South for the season, and you'd better believe that Gregg Zaun is bringing his Z-game.

Joey Johnstone of The Tampa Tribune provides the details.
"I really don't have much trouble making friends,'' said Zaun, who has two homers in his last three games, including a solo shot on Friday night in his first home appearance with the Rays. "I'm not shy. Big things like this [grand slam] do help people like you a little bit more. It helps with their impression of you.

"I go in like a bull in a china shop. I pretty much let people know who I am. I'm always respectful. But I've been playing long enough. I don't think I need to tip-toe.''

Considering (in jest) the Aubrey Huff Legacy

What do Aubrey Huff, Chris Hoiles, Larry Sheets, Brandon Fahey, and Jim Traber all have in common?

Each player finished his Orioles career with five stolen bases - along with a number of other O's players - to create a log jam at 260th place on the team's career list in that category.

For the record, Huff was caught stealing seven times.

Yes, with Huff now a Tiger, it's time to consider - almost entirely in jest - his Orioles legacy.

Surely O's fans will remember Huff's broadcast abilities, his home run trot, and his demanding off-season workout regimen, but what about the numbers?

How will you remember Aubrey Huff?

[More after the jump]



For the home runs?

Huff's 60 career homers for the Birds were one better than Randy "Moose" Milligan's total but leave him tied with Albert Belle among O's players.

One more long ball and Huff would've ventured into Mike Bordick territory.



For the RBIs?

Huff's 252 RBIs leave him tied with Don Buford and that other "Moose" - Moose Solters - in the O's history books.

You remember Moose Solters, right?



For the doubles?

Huff recently passed Luis Aparicio on the O's career list with his 106th double.

Little Luis just can't catch a break lately. Thanks a lot, Jeter.

Which would bother you more: losing 58th place on the O's career list for doubles or losing first place on the all-time list for career hits by a shortstop?



For the hits?

Huff needed just four more hits as an Oriole to pass David Segui for 92nd place.



Feel free to draw your own conclusions, but mine is this: For the love of baseball, bring Aubrey Huff back to Baltimore.

Huff deserves a chance to chase down Mike Bordick and David Segui.

And he can finally put Moose Solters behind him once and for all.

Image source: Flickr.

Ballpark Personalities: A Baltimore Orioles Ball Girl

If you grew up in Baltimore there's a good chance you know someone with a story about how they almost-should've been-were this close to being a ball girl or ball boy for the Orioles.

Craig Clary of The Catonsville Times offers the story of a local resident whose only near miss was on a fly ball headed down the right-field line. Towson University student Lacey Jennings is currently a ball girl at Camden Yards.

[Excerpt after the jump.]



Jennings, 20, didn't allow any family members or friends to attend the tryouts that included fielding, interviewing and cheering -- she gave her best "Charge!" yell -- skills.

"I was nervous because I hadn't played softball, baseball or anything since the eighth grade," said Jennings, who received news she made the cut the next day. "When they hit you those ground balls in tryouts, it's nothing like (Orioles' center fielder) Adam Jones hitting you a ground ball."

Jennings made her debut when the Orioles hosted defending American League champion Tampa Bay April 10. The Orioles won, 5-4.

Although it was the only game she didn't field a grounder so far this season, she did have an eventful moment while perched on her stool down the right-field line when a pop fly was coming straight toward her.

"I just ran," Jennings said. "The player caught the ball and barely missed tripping over my stool. If he would have fallen, I would have been humiliated."



Monday, August 17, 2009

American Pie (and no, that's not a Felix Pie pastry reference)

Surely the Orioles must lead the league in PCPGIWCISC this season.

PCPGIWCISC = Players Conducting Post-Game Interviews While Covered in Shaving Cream.

Chris Tillman joined the club after earning his first big league win on Friday against the Angels.

Lead instigator Adam Jones caught Tillman even though the rookie ducked out into the hallway for his MASN interview. It came on a night when, as The Sun reports, the O's set a season-high in shaving cream pies with three.

[More after the jump]



Felix Pie - who became the fourth player in Orioles history to hit for the cycle - took two pies, the second from Robert Andino after the first effort missed.

Unlike the Birds' steady rookie hurlers, Pie was unable to continue his interview.

You have to be impressed with the composure of our rookie pitchers in these situations. But who conducted the better interview while covered in shaving cream: Tillman or Brian Matusz?

See the videos here and here.


(Note: The headline for this post does not violate Roar from 34's season-long moratorium on Felix Pie pastry references.)

"I Don't Love the Orioles, but I Do Love Orioles Nation"

Norman Schimmel is not an Orioles fan, but he plays one on public access television.

Sort of.

Schimmel testified before the Sarasota City Commission regarding the Birds' Spring Training move there.

Multiple clips of the hearing now appear on YouTube, but Schimmel's is the most entertaining.

Says Schimmel:
"I don't love the Orioles, but I do love Orioles Nation."

"I love these people, and yet I've never met one yet."

"They will raise my property value, they will pay assorted taxes, they will create much-needed income ...."
Baltimore = Bucks. At least that's the hope in Sarasota.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Rick Dempsey as Braveheart



Tip of the Orange-and-Black cap to Heath of Dempsey's Army, who created the above image in response to my Friday post about Rick Dempsey.

Flashback Friday: Shoeless Willie Tasby

Baltimore once had its own shoeless baseball player, and his name was Willie Tasby.

On July 19, 1959, the center fielder found himself standing in puddles following a rain delay with two outs in the top half of the ninth inning of a home game against the Tigers. Spooked by a thunderstorm that caused the delay, Tasby removed his spikes and placed them in the Memorial Stadium bullpen.

"He gambled he could catch up with anything hit his way in his stocking feet," The Milwaukee Sentinel reported.

Tasby's theory never was tested as Tiger pinch-hitter Lou Berberet did him the favor of fouling out to Brooks Robinson to end the game.

The Orioles defeated the Tigers 2-1 on their way to a 74-80 overall record.

"Man I was scared of that lightning," Tasby said after the game. "I was standing in pools of water and didn't want those spikes on my feet at a time like that."

Tasby's feat became the stuff of local legend, but the player's quirky actions on a single day shouldn't obscure a career filled with notable moments and a significance beyond the game.

More about Willie Tasby:



-Tasby helped preserve the first no-hitter in modern Orioles' history - Hoyt Wilhelm's effort versus the Yankees on Sept. 20, 1958 - when he snared a powerful first-inning drive to right-center off of Mickey Mantle's bat. (Source: John Drebinger, New York Times, Sept. 21, 1958)

-Tasby was the first everyday Black player for the Boston Red Sox in 1960 after Pumpsie Green filled a utility role for the team the prior season.

He hit ahead of Ted Williams before the Splendid Splinter went deep off of Baltimore's Jack Fisher at Fenway in the final at-bat of his career. John Updike wrote that the only time he saw Williams grin that afternoon was when he played catch with Tasby before the game.

-Tasby helped integrate the minor leagues in the Deep South. He reflected on the experience, including his stint with the San Antonio Missions in the 1950's, for an April 18, 1999, Charleston Gazette article about integration after Jackie Robinson.

"I think all the black guys who played in the minor leagues at the time were like Jackie Robinson. We didn't eat right. But when we played, we had to have endurance, stamina. There weren't any places for us to eat at certain times at night," Tasby said. "I guess God took care of us. I guess he kept us from doing things that probably could have gotten us killed or hurt. A guy could come over from Italy and play, from Mexico and play. I was born here, and I couldn't play. What the hell was going on?"

-Tasby was tied for second among the 1961 Washington Senators for home runs with 17, one of which - a June 18, 1961 grand slam - put the Senators in the record book alongside the Red Sox among a handful of teams to each hit grand slams in the same inning.

The grand slams came as part of a wild ninth inning at Fenway when the Senators scored five runs only to be topped by Boston's eight runs in the bottom of the frame. The Red Sox won 13-12.

-He inspired Washington, D.C., baseball fans who, then without a team of their own, wore "Willie Tasby Fan Club" T-shirts to Memorial Stadium when the Red Sox visited town.

Tasby played for the Senators, Orioles, and Red Sox as well as the Indians during his six-year career


A big tip of the Orange-and-Black cap to friend and author Jon Bloom, who knows of my interest in Orioles history and forwarded me Tasby's Baseball Library entry.

Image Source:
Here.


Rick Dempsey Belongs in the Movies















If you haven't done so already, read Rick Dempsey's latest MASN blog posting, "Who, What, When, and Where We Are." It's the perfect antidote to the pessimism and frustration of another disappointing August in Baltimore.

The excerpts below don't do justice to the full piece, which reveals Dempsey's love for the city, the team, and its fans as well as his belief that the Orioles can win in the A.L. East.
Who we are is very important. We are the Orioles.

...

What we are right now is a power in the making.

...

When will we win again? - When they themselves start to believe it.

...

Where are we right now? - Better than our record indicates.

...

It's a state of mind--I BELIEVE.
If I were better with PhotoShop I would create an image of Rick Dempsey as William Wallace from Braveheart.

Just change some of Wallace's words from the movie, and you can imagine Dempsey saying them to his young team:

[More after the jump.]



"Aye, fight and you may lose. Run to the North, and you'll win... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the wins, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the Evil Empires that they may take our free agents, but they'll never take... OUR TITLE!"
Or this to, say, Matt Wieters:
"Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your skills give you claim to the captain of our team, but men don't follow captains, they follow courage. Now our players know you. Noble, and common, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to the post-season, they'd follow you. And so would I."
Dempsey writes as if he's giving an impassioned clubhouse speech, and based on the comments in response to the post some fans wouldn't mind that being the case.

To his absolute credit, Dempsey offers a response to each comment and makes it clear that he's not jockeying for the manager's position. However, he wouldn't turn it down if given the opportunity.

Most interesting is his response to commenter Burto.
Burto said:

Rick,

Great blog! This is exactly why I've said countless times over the years that you need to manage this team. There's no question in my mind about this. You love the Orioles, bleed orange and black, and you call it like it is. I just have a feeling that you as manager could get one helluva lot more out of this talent then what is happening currently. Just my opinion.

Also, my buddy and I met you on Opening Day of this year and tried to get a picture with you, but I had no clue how to use my buddy's camera phone. Not sure if you remember that, but we stopped you 3 times trying to make it work. You were a real gentlemen even to two guys fumbling with technology. I'll always appreciate that.

Thanks Rick!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Burto:

What you believe --I believe. But I'm not the one to make that decision. meanwhile I just want to see the O's win regardless.

Speaking of Dempsey and movies, Adam Sandler's Happy Madison is planning a baseball movie based in part on Dempsey's life experience.
The film got its start when Rick Dempsey sat down for a chat with lifelong Orioles fan and improbably handsome That Thing You Do! star Jonathan Schaech*, who then wrote this script with Richard Chizmar and Josh Wolf. Schaech described the story to Variety as "'Catch Me if You Can' meets 'Bad News Bears' with a touch of 'Bad Santa.'" Now that's a description to get us on board.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Brian Roberts Doubles Down but Still Has Doubters

Credit in baseball tends to go to the players who touch all of the bases, not just two of them.

Nevertheless, Brian Roberts deserves a tip of the cap for lacing his major-league-leading 40th double of the season on Wednesday against the A's.

Roberts has hit 40 or more doubles five times in his career. He led the majors with 50 doubles in 2004 and set the Orioles' club record for doubles with 51 in 2008 (Beau Bell also hit 51 doubles in 1937).

[More after the jump.]



He currently stands sixth on the O's all-time list for career doubles. His 302 doubles are 27 behind Brady Anderson, and he is likely to finish in the top three behind Cal Ripken (603) and Brooks Robinson (482), ahead of Eddie Murray (363).

Last season Roberts joined Nick Markakis and Aubrey Huff as only the second trio of Orioles teammates to eclipse 40 doubles in the same season. Robert Alomar, Rafael Palmeiro, and Cal Ripken did so in 1996.

Should Nick Markakis hit four more doubles this season, he and Roberts will have both reached the 40-double mark for three consecutive seasons. Markakis is currently tied for second among A.L. leaders in doubles.

Despite Roberts' efforts, SI.com's Joe Posnanski doesn't like the second baseman's 4-year, $40 million contract with the Birds.

Speaking of Roberts and Michael Young, Posnanski comments, "Maybe I'm wrong -- I hope I'm wrong because they both seem like likable guys you would root for -- but it seems to me that one or both of these contracts will be an albatross before the day is done.
Image Source: Here.

Historical Orioles Tweets

Bleacher Report's Matt King recently posted the article "If Sports Figures Could Have Twittered Through History," an amusing look at what jocks would have said in 140 words or less had the technology of the time allowed such an opportunity.

King included one imagined Tweet from Cal Ripken Jr., but it's time to take it a step further and look at what some other Orioles players and managers may have Tweeted during big moments.

Tony Tarasco, ALCS Game 1, Oct. 9, 1996

@TonytheTiger: Going in as defensive replacement for @BobbyBo. Only six outs to go. Hope the bleacher creatures leave me alone.


Brady Anderson, Oct. 6, 2001

@BAAbs: On deck. If @TBat doesn't get a hit, it's up to me to extend @IronMan's career for one more at bat. Anything for a friend.


Dave Trembley, Aug. 22, 2007

@Trembo: No more interim tag for me. After 20 years I finally have a chance to run a big league club. Tonight is going to be special.


Mike Mussina, Aug. 7, 1994

@Moose35: Just notched 16th win. Winning 20 this season is going to be a breeze.


Cal Ripken Sr., April 4, 1988

@CalSr: Start of a new season with @BillyBall and @IronMan by my side. Maybe this is what they mean by #Orioles Magic.


Frank Robinson, April 3, 1989

@TheJudge: The guys outlasted @Rocket today. @IronMan went deep. Winning record? I don't see why not.


B.J. Surhoff, July 31, 2000

@SirHoff: Trade deadline almost here. Thrilled to still be an #Oriole.


Davey Johnson, Nov. 6, 1997

@Davey: American League Manager of the Year! That'll look great on my resume.


Sam Perlozzo, May 13, 2007

@ThePerl: Great game by @Guts today. Always good to get a win in #Boston. Happy Mother's Day to all the Oriole moms.


Jon Miller, Oct. 13, 1996

@VoiceoftheOs: #Yankees 6 - #Orioles 4. What a heartbreaking way to end the season, especially for anyone like me who bleeds orange and black.


Have some ideas of your own about what Orioles players might have Tweeted? Post them in the Comments section.


Images: Here & Here.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Charging the Mound, Jim Traber Style

Kevin Youkilis charged the mound Tuesday night and sent Tigers rookie Rick Porcello backpedaling before earning two points for the take down. According to Keith Law, Youkilis was "acting like a fool."

That's nothing.

You want backpedaling? You want "acting like a fool"? I've got two words for you: Jim Traber.

The former Oriole once chased a Japanese pitcher into center field while charging the mound and later fell on his face, and into a kick, during a return trip to the mound.

Here's the classic YouTube clip.




Traber, whom the Baltimore City Paper listed in 2002 among its "Most Useless Orioles of All Time," is currently a radio host in Oklahoma. He batted .227 with 27 home runs and 117 RBI during four seasons with the Orioles

David Hernandez, Brad Bergesen, and Quality Starts

David Hernandez recorded his fifth quality start in his last seven outings on Tuesday to lead the Orioles to a 3-2 victory over the A's. It was the 42nd quality start of the season for the Birds, who are last in the A.L. East in that category.

Toronto leads the division with 60 quality starts followed by Boston (56), New York (52), Tampa Bay (51), and the Orioles.

Roy Halladay and Josh Beckett are the individual division leaders in quality starts - each has 16 such starts in 22 games pitched. Jon Lester and A.J. Burnett have 15 quality starts while teammates Matt Garza and James Shields each have 14.

The Orioles are led in quality starts by T-shirt Tuesday Brag Bergesen. Bergesen has posted 13 quality starts in 19 games to outperform the majority of the Yankees rotation - C.C. Sabathia (12 in 24), Andy Pettitte (12 in 23), Joba Chamberlain (11 in 22) - and for all intents and purposes match Blue Jays rookie sensation Ricky Romero (12 in 18) in the category.

Bergesen and Romero make for an interesting comparison given the similarities in their numbers.



Romero strikes out more batters than does Bergesen (see Heath's commentary at Dempsey's Army on the need for more strikeouts from Bergesen), but he also walks more batters, leaving the rookie hurlers with nearly identical K/BB ratios.

Romero
10-5, 3.66 ERA, 115.2 IP, 114 H, 13 HR, 44 BB, 90 K's, 1.366 WHIP, 7 K's/9, 2.05 K's/BB

Bergesen
7-5, 3.43 ERA, 123.1 IP, 126 H, 11 HR, 32 BB, 65 K's, 1.281 WHIP, 4.7 K's/9, 2.03 K's/BB

Romero is very much in the Rookie of the Year conversation (see, for example, here and here). Bergesen has been in the discussion at times, but Romero and White Sox third baseman Gordon Beckham seem to be getting the most chatter right now.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Major Awards for O's Minor Leaguers

Three O's farmhands have received Player of the Week honors in their respective leagues, adding to the organization's growing list of award winners this season. Some interesting patterns emerge from the season-long list.

Recent call-up Brian Matusz has received Player of the Week honors this season at both the Single-A and Double-A levels. A 2008 draftee, Matusz hasn't played at the Triple-A level.

Jake Arrieta, who is currently doing some necessary on-the-job learning with the Norfolk Tides, has twice been honored as the Double-A Eastern League's Player of the Week this season at Bowie.

Designated Hitter Robert Widlansky, an 11th round O's draft pick in 2007, is a three-time Carolina League Player of the Week award winner for the Single-A Frederick Keys. Widlansky represented the Aberdeen IronBirds in the New York-Penn League All-Star Game earlier this summer.

Nolan Reimold has double-dipped in the awards category at the major- and minor-league levels. Reimold was the International Player of the Week back in April; two months later he earned MLB's Rookie of the Month award as an Oriole.

These would all seem to be positive indicators for the O's future.

Then again, the O's also had the MLB Player of the Month for August last season: Melvin Mora.


[Full list of award winners after the jump]


Orioles Minor League Players of the Week
2009 Season

Aug. 3 - 9

Brandon Snyder, Norfolk

Brandon Erbe, Bowie

Rober Widlansky, Frederick

July 6 - 12

Brian Matusz, Bowie

Robert Widlansky, Frederick

June 15 - 21

Robert Widlansky, Frederick

June 8 - 14

Matthew Angle, Frederick

June 1 - 7

Jake Arrieta, Bowie

May 25 - 31

Brian Matusz, Frederick

May 11 - 17

Jake Arrieta, Bowie

April 8 - 19

Nolan Reimold, Norfolk (MLB Rookie of the Month in June)

Monday, August 10, 2009

George Sherrill, Brian Matusz, and the Great Number Shift

Last week I commented on the changing face of number 52 for the Orioles. The number belonged to relievers B.J. Ryan and George Sherrill before recently moving into a starting role with Brian Matusz.

It seems the Dodgers have done a little number shifting of their own with 52, which has produced positive results in the superstitious baseball universe.

Dodgers blog True Blue L.A. explains.
"When reliever George Sherrill arrived from Baltimore on July 31, James McDonald gave up his number 52 to the veteran, who wore that number in both Baltimore and Seattle. McDonald switched to number 31, and since then has pitched four straight scoreless relief appearances of at least two innings, allowing only four hits and no walks while striking out six, and opposing batters are hitting .143/.143/.179 off number 31."
Clearly this numbers business is no small thing.

Imagine what might happen if Matusz decides to take over his college and Team USA baseball number when Aubrey Huff's tenure in Baltimore is over?


Image Sources: Here and Here.



Ask Roar from 34, Vol. 3

Volume 3 (see: Vol. 1 & Vol. 2) of Roar from 34's imagined advice column "Ask Roar from 34" addresses fatigue and injury issues, stain-removal tips, and the loss of loved ones as well as less-loved ones.


Dear Roar from 34,

I'm feeling drained, and I've been limping around with a groin strain to boot. What gives?

-Young Gun


Dear Young Gun,

Welcome to Baltimore, kid. I'm not surprised on either count. That latest no-decision must've felt like a kick in the groin. Perhaps that explains the injury.

-Roar from 34


[More advice after the jump.]



Dear Roar from 34,

What's it like in Baltimore this time of year?

-Player to be Named


Dear Player to Be Named,

So hot it'll make you swoon.

-Roar from 34



Dear Roar from 34,

Got any tips for removing shaving cream stains?

-Debuted in Detroit


Dear Debuted in Detroit,

Well, Good Housekeeping makes it seem pretty simple. Pretreat with a prewash stain remover and launder.

-Roar from 34



Dear Roar from 34,

I just hit a clutch home run before a sellout crowd to finish a dramatic four-game sweep of our main rival. My new team has a solid hold on first place in the division. Can you guys in Baltimore understand now why I decided to come here?

-Tex in New York


Dear Tex,

Raucous crowds. Meaningful games. Post-season play. How selfish can you be?

-Roar from 34



Dear Roar from 34,

I've been playing hurt for a guy who doesn't respect me. I don't deserve this.

-Aging and Angry


Dear Aging and Angry,

Congratulations on clearing waivers. Maybe you'll get what you deserve after all.

-Roar from 34



Dear Roar from 34,

Do you guys miss me yet?

-West Coast Flat Brim


Dear WCF,

Yes.

-Roar from 34



Dear Roar from 34,

How about me?

-DL'ed in the Emerald City


Dear DL'ed,

Ummm ... not as much.

-Roar from 34


Image source: Here.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Flashback Friday: Remember When the Yankees Hated Jerry Hairston Jr.?

"Cleveland's Jaret Wright may be the only opposing player who has generated more animosity among the Yankees than Orioles second baseman Jerry Hairston."

The Houston Chronicle, June 10, 2001


The New York Yankees acquired Jerry Hairston Jr. in a July 31 trade with the Cincinnati Reds.

Since the deal, Hairston has won praise in New York for his defense and his versatility.

Both the player and the team seem happy.

Says Hairston:. "I had a chance to play against those great Yankees teams, and playing against them wasn't too fun. They had a great team back then, and they have a great team now. I'm very excited to be here."

Joe Girardi's thoughts: "I'm glad he's here. He's going to provide a lot of versatility for us. He's played six positions, so I won't hesitate to put him anywhere."

This whole love fest leads me to wonder, "Isn't this the same guy the Yankees used to hate?"

The answer: Yes, yes it is.

Turn back the calendar eight years, and the Yankees' were mailing high-and-tight pitches rather than membership dues for the Hairston fan club.


In the eighth inning of a June 7, 2001 game at Yankee Stadium, Rogers Clemens twice threw inside to Hairston before blazing a fastball behind his head.

The pitcher's antics came during a three hit, 10 strikeout game that the Yankees won 4-0. Clemens received no warning for his head hunting.

In the following days, newspapers stories detailed the Yankees' collective animosity toward the Orioles' young second baseman.

"The Yankees aren't fond of Baltimore second baseman Jerry Hairston." (Dan Graziano, The Star-Ledger, June 8, 2001)

"Cleveland's Jaret Wright may be the only opposing player who has generated more animosity among the Yankees than Orioles second baseman Jerry Hairston." (Houston Chronicle, June 10, 2001)

"Jerry Hairston, a player reviled by many in the Yankees clubhouse ...." (Graziano)

"Jerry Hairston, whose confident air has irked the Yankees this season." (Buster Olney, New York Times, June 8, 2001)

For Hairston's part, he "vowed not to change his style of play, no matter how much he apparently has agitated the New York Yankees" (Associated Press, June 9, 2001).

Explanations for the Yankees' distaste for Hairston ranged from the general to the specific.

Some writers claimed that it was Hairston's offensive habits of repeatedly stepping out of the batter's box and dancing on the base paths that angered the New York players.

The anger similarly was attributed to Hairston's "hot-dog antics on the field."

Meanwhile, Olney -- then a beat writer for the Yankees -- detailed examples of Hairston's seeming lack of etiquette on the diamond.

"Paul O'Neill was attempting to steal second base when a pitch was fouled off in the second inning. Rather than alert O'Neill and allow him to pull up -- seen as a professional courtesy by most players -- Hairston said nothing and O'Neill slid into second.

O'Neill appeared to say something to Hairston on his way back to first. The next half-inning, Hairston slammed his bat down after popping up, and Clemens glared at Hairston as he rounded first. Clemens threw a pitch high and inside to Hairston in the fifth, but did not hit him."

And Graziano argued that Clemens' actions were the expression of accumulated Yankee frustration.

"They've been upset with him for more than a month now because of something he said during an earlier Orioles-Yankees game. And left fielder Chuck Knoblauch had some ugly words about Hairston on Tuesday night, when he felt the Baltimore second baseman was hot-dogging in the field, diving for ground balls for which he didn't need to dive."

Years later, the specific reasons, like the animosity, may well be forgotten by all parties -- including Hairston.

"The guys have really welcomed me in. It feels great," says Hairston. "Obviously, it's a first-class organization."


Image sources: Here & here.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Catching Up with the Heaviest Player in Major League History

The Edmonton Capitals of the Golden Baseball League are promoting "Lima Time" in the Great White North, calling Jose Lima "the biggest acquisition in franchise history."

Technically speaking, the biggest acquisition in franchise history is actually former Oriole Walter Young.

Young was the heaviest player in major league history when he took the field for the Orioles at 322 pounds in 2005. [He is listed as 295 pounds on the Capitals' roster.]

Young played 14 games for the Birds, batting .303 with one home run, and three RBIs. His lone clout came on Sept. 13, 2005, in a 4-3 road win against the Rangers.

The Edmonton Journal tells Young's story -- including the tale of his 500-foot home run in Calgary -- in the article "Capitals slugger has big following."

[Excerpts follow the jump.]



Size is an obvious factor in Young's popularity. He became the heaviest player in major-league history when he had a cup of coffee with the Baltimore Orioles in 2005, weighing in at 322 pounds.

But with that bulk comes bases-clearing power, and Young has displayed that throughout his career, from the 25 he blasted in A ball in 2002, to 33 in 2004 with AA Bowie, to 21 in 95 games with the Winnipeg Goldeyes in 2007.

"We all stop doing what we're doing when he comes up to hit. You never know how far he's going to hit it," Brinkley said.

"I guess I'm known for my power, so yeah, that has a lot to do with(the support)," Young said.

Image source: MLB.com article

Zaun is Calling Better Games Than Wieters

Jeremy Guthrie turned in a fine pitching performance on Wednesday, but he didn't get the result he deserved from his quality start. If you need a hint as to why the up-and-down Guthrie was up, look behind the plate. Guthrie - like other O's hurlers - pitches better when Gregg Zaun is catching.

Six of Guthrie's seven wins have come when Zaun started (April 6, April 11, May 14, May 25, June 21, June 27, July 19). Overall, Zaun is calling better games than Matt Wieters regardless of the starter.

Four Orioles pitchers - Guthrie, David Hernandez, Brad Bergesen, and Jason Berken - have started enough games with each catcher to draw worthwhile comparisons between the two backstops. Taken as a whole, these comparisons reveal the value of having a veteran catcher calling the game for you.

[Details after the jump.]



Jeremy Guthrie
With Zaun catching: Allowed eight home runs in 10 games, a .265 average, a .327 on-base percentage, .448 slugging percentage, and a .775 OPS.

With Wieters cathing: Allowed 13 HR in nine games, a .286 average, a .342 on-base percentage, .543 slugging percentage, and an .885 OPS.

Advantage: Zaun.


David Hernandez
Zaun: Four games, one home run, .232 average, .284 OBP, .305 slugging, .589 OPS.
Wieters: Five games, five home runs, .298 average, .370 OBP, .518 slugging, .888 OPS.

Advantage: Zaun.


Brad Bergesen
Zaun: Eight games, three home runs, .234 average, .285 OBP, .330 slugging, .615 OBP.
Wieters: Eight games, three home runs, .257 average, .310 OBP, .359 slugging, .678 OBP.

Advantage: Zaun.


Jason Berken
Zaun: Six games, two home runs, .333 average, .405 OBP, .487 slugging, .892 OBP.
Wieters: Seven games, five home runs, .300 average, .363 OBP, .467 slugging, .830 OBP.

Advantage: Slight edge to Wieters.


Orioles fans should be excited about Wieters, especially given his prowess at the plate. However, the hype shouldn't obscure the defensive value that Zaun brings to the table.
Here's hoping that Zaun, who was signed in part to mentor Wieters, can share that knowledge with his rookie apprentice.


Image source: Orioles Card "O" the Day.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Checking In On a Past Top Draft Pick - Darnell McDonald

The Orioles' 2008 top pick showed promise in his major league debut on Tuesday night. However, one of the Orioles' first-round picks from more than a decade earlier serves as a model that there are no guarantees in baseball.

The Louisville Courier-Journal caught up with Darnell McDonald, now 30, who currently roams the outfield for the Triple-A Louisville Bats.

Excerpts from the article follow the jump.




His career hasn't turned out the way he expected. He was a first-round draft choice of the Baltimore Orioles in 1997, but he has spent most of his time in the minors.

He caught a major break in April when he made the Cincinnati Reds out of spring training. He started in center field on Opening Day.

But the euphoria was short-lived. McDonald, 30, was demoted in late May to the Louisville Bats after hitting .175. He could have sulked. He could have quit after playing for six organizations.

Instead McDonald hits. He leads Louisville in batting average (.317) with seven home runs and 33 RBIs in 57 games.

...

McDonald cites his immaturity and instability in the Orioles front office as reasons his career didn't blossom.

He also had some life-altering experiences as a youngster.

“My mother passed away in '99,” McDonald said. “She had a heart attack out of the blue. She was 42. I was 20 years old. That was a tough time in my life. It's something I've gotten through. I became a father. Those are things you don't see in a box score.”

Wednesday Morning Rundown - The Brian Matusz Edition

Tuesday night belonged to Roar from 34's favorite pitching prospect, Brian Matusz, who went five innings and gave up one earned run for the win as the O's topped the Tigers 8-2. Even better, he managed to continue his post-game interview with Amber Theoharis while bathed in shaving cream and hardly missed a beat. Talk about poise.

The best headline from the game appeared in the Grand Rapids Press: Jarrod Washburn 'felt like a rookie' -- and got schooled by one -- in Tigers' loss to the Orioles. (ZKnower from Camden Chat agrees.)

The best lead (or lede, for traditionalists) came from the home town scribes. Dan Connolly of The Sun: "In this, the Orioles' decade of darkness, the 2009 season has been brightened intermittently with the belief that hope is on the horizon."

The Tiger blogs weren't as interested in Matusz, who warranted, at best, a brief mention on those sites. Instead, the focus was on Jarrod Washburn and his less-successful debut. Washburn is now 7-7 in 17 career starts against the Birds with a 4.47 ERA.

[More after the jump, including Matusz's spot with the B52s.]



Bless You Boys: "Washburn's debut a washout."

Roar of the Tigers: "Now presenting Jarrod Washburn."

Mack Avenue Tigers: "Washburn's Tigers debut could use a do-over."

The B-52s

The Brim Reaper just left town, and the grave is still warm; nevertheless, that didn't stop Matusz from sporting George Sherrill's old number on the mound Tuesday night.

After an extended relief role, 52 has moved into a starting slot. (See the history of Baltimore's 52s - the B-52s for short - at NumerOlogy.)

From B.J. Ryan to George Sherrill to Brian Matusz (click on photos for links to the originals).



Tuesday, August 04, 2009

I Suppose It's Better Than Fighting in the Stands

What were Red Sox fans up to at Camden Yards this weekend? Why drinking beer from shoes, of course.

The video straightens up around the 20-second mark.

A Clete by Any Other Name Isn't the Same

During Monday's game, Simon Jones of Orioles Tweets asked via Twitter, "What kind of name is Clete?"

I personally hold Orioles Tweets responsible for angering Clete Thomas thereby causing him to smite Danys Baez in the ninth inning and defeat the Birds 6-5.

But he raises a good question, one that is worthy of further investigation.

So I sent the query - "What kind of name is Clete?" - to Roar from 34's research department. Then I remembered that I work on a staff of one, so I did the Google search myself.

The results indicate that Clete Thomas was working last night to restore some much-needed honor to Cletes everywhere.



Clete Torres did the name dishonor when he got himself banned from MilitaryPhotos.Net, a punishment that may have had something to do with his interest in "Somoan Porn" [sic - in more ways than one].

Were Clete Torres a female, he could have attended "St. Clete's School for Wayward Girls" with Carla, the feisty but beloved bartender from Cheers fame.

Speaking of Wayward Girls, the rapper Clete might have some not-safe-for-work lyrical thoughts about the topic (Tsk, Tsk). I'm noticing a bedroom, clothes-on-the-floor-sans-romance theme developing here.

Our naughty rapper friend could learn a little something from the family friendly stylings of The Clete Bellin Orchestra. Don't front on Mr. Bellin. After all, he's the leader of "one of the outstanding Czech polka bands in the Midwest."

Perhaps Carla, her impure rapper friend, and the Somoan porn afficianaodo should all visit the Rev. Clete Hux, a Christian apologist who provides "answer to cults and new religious movements."

If the Clete Thomas fan club (whom though shall not covet) turns its hero worship into false idoltry, they may have to answer to the right Rev. Hux.

And then there's poor old Clete Hantz, who appears to have gotten shamed after a night of drinking. Mr. Hantz, there's a Rev. Hux on line one for you.

But not all Cletes are bad. Some in fact are ready to help you with your social and medical challenges.

Clete Bulach of the eponymous Clete Bulach Professional Development and Assessment Center provides insight on "leadership behavior, teacher caring behaviors, bullying behavior, character-related behavior, and levels of openness and trust."

Hmmm ...

A repentant Melvin Mora now says that his outburst was a "miscoummunication" that has been cleared up. Coincidence, or did Melvin and Dave pay a visit to Clete Bulach before last night's game?

There's also Dr. Clete Kushida, who warns that "if a person is sleep deprived, they have problems such as excessive daytime sleepiness ... They have difficulties with their cognitive functions. Their ability to think unimpaired is affected, as well as their mood changes."

Impaired thinking. Mood changes. The good doctor might just be describing O's fans. Or maybe Clete Thomas was doing us all a favor by not keeping us up late to watch extra innings. That sleep depriviation is serious stuff.

Finally, I'll leave these last ones up to you, the reader. Make your own jokes about Clete's Taxidermy Studio and Clete Meders Folk Art Pottery.


Clete Bellin Orchestra Image Source: Here.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Is the Dealing Done?

Jon Heyman has three Orioles on his list of players who will clear waivers: Aubrey Huff, Melvin Mora, and Ty Wiggington.

Aubrey Huff, Orioles 1B: He's slipped badly from last year's performance. Some see him as a DH, too.

...

Melvin Mora, Orioles 3B: He's not happy with his diminished role, but he's earned it. A $9 mil salary means no one would dare claim.

...

Ty Wigginton, Orioles infielder: Solid backup is having only a so-so season in hitters' park.

Red Sox Hang a Felix Pie on the Orioles, and Other Bad News for the Birds

The good news: The Orioles appeared toward the top of this morning's SportsCenter lineup, giving Nick Markakis some needed exposure for his latest defensive gem.

The bad news: The Orioles appeared toward the top of this morning's SportsCenter lineup, exposing the team's latest drubbing at the hands of an opponent that put up 18 runs.

The ESPN broadcast incorrectly noted that the Orioles have surrendered 18 runs or more five times in the past 50 years.

Sunday's game was actually the sixth occasion - each since 2000 - when an opponent managed to score at least 18 (Can we just call it "Hang a Felix Pie" in honor of Pie's uniform number?) on the Birds.

Here's the list (spoiler alert: The Orioles haven't won any of the games when they gave up 18 or more runs):




Aug 2, 2009
, Red Sox 18 - Orioles 10

April 15, 2009, Rangers 19 - Orioles 6

Sept. 12, 2007, Angels 18 - Orioles 6

Aug 22, 2007, Rangers 30 - Orioles 3

May 27, 2004, Yankees 18 - Orioles 5

July 25, 2000, Yankees 19 - Orioles 1

Dave Trembley has been at the helm for four of the Orioles' six losses to an opponent that has hung a Pie or better on the Orioles. But looking on the bright side, Sunday was the closest of those six games, and it doesn't hold a candle to 30-3.

We'll always have 30-3 for perspective.

Missing Melvin

Does anyone else miss the cuddlier version of Melvin Mora? You know, the guy who went all Hillary Clinton and played international peacekeeper between the Orioles and his buddy Miguel Tejada when Tejada wanted to be traded ... no, wait, wanted the best for the team ... um, okay, really meant what he first said?

Seems Mora is unhappy with Dave Trembley, but he's not getting much sympathy for his cause. Here's Steve Melewski's take:

Melvin has done a lot of good things over all these years in an Orioles uniform and he's done plenty of good things in the Baltimore community.

But he was wrong and out of line on Sunday. He owes Dave Trembley an apology.

Two things I know for certain related to this situation:

1. Melvin won't reach the 130 RBIs he projected for himself during the November ceremony to unveil the new "Baltimore" road unis.

2. Melvin won't reach his amended projection of 100-plus RBIs either.

And to think that David Ortiz might have helped fuel this whole fire by asking Mora why he was batting seventh.

I suppose Ortiz wasn't happy enough kicking the O's butts and having legions of blindly loyal followers of the Second Evil Empire in town to celebrate their tainted legend.

I'm not sure what they call it in the DR, but here in the States we call it "salt in the wound."

Image source: Here.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

"Performance Enhacing Cheaters Night" at Camden Yards

As if David Ortiz being revealed as a steroid cheat shortly before traveling to Baltimore for a weekend series with the Birds isn't enough to raise your baseball cynicism, Aug. 1 is the fourth anniversary of Rafael Palmeiro testing positive for steroids.

Perhaps Saturday should be "Performance Enhancing Cheaters Night" at Camden Yards.

The team can bring back the likes of Tejada, Palmeiro, Sosa, Bigbie, and Segui; hand out souvenir copies of the 2005 Orioles Media Guide; and run Palmeiro's old Viagra ads on the Jumbotron between innings for a different kind of "performance enhancing" laugh.

More after the jump.



Then, as (insert your own adjective here - some have chosen "sanctimonious") Red Sox fans have a laugh at the O's expense, Big Papi will come to the plate and O's fans can laugh right back before starting in on a "1918" chant.

Finally, Manny Ramirez shares a videotaped message with fans at Camden Yards thanking them for their support throughout the years in the form of cheers and hand slaps and everyone just excuses the whole thing as "Manny Being Manny."

Yeah, so as I was saying, cynicism ....


-Think the O's players are frustrated with the number of Red Sox fans at Camden Yards?

Aubrey Huff, speaking of his home run in Friday's 6-5 loss to the Red Sox: "It sure was nice. I'm just glad it landed near the bullpen so a Red Sox fan couldn't get it."


Okay, we need some positive stuff to counterbalance all these negative vibes. So, on to the good news.

-There's another Orioles anniversary that falls on Aug. 1. In 1994, Cal Ripken played in his 2,000th consecutive game, a 1-0 win against the Twins.


-My favorite Orioles pitching prospect, Brian Matusz, might be promoted to start Tuesday's game against the Tigers.

Too soon? Perhaps. But I think it's safe to follow the model the Rays established with David Price, who started this season in the minors after a strong ALCS performance in 2008. Give Matusz a taste of the big leagues to see where he needs to improve and hope that he adjusts accordingly after returning to the minors. Or maybe he pitches well, in which case he stays in the bigs and we all go out for ice cream to celebrate.

-Ending on a positive note: Football season is right around the corner, and Derrick Mason is returning to the Ravens.



Image Source: Here.