Turns out that even with my caution I still wound up away from my assigned seat. No longer in the front row, but still prime territory. I don't know if it's fair to call it the kids table anymore given that it's the row with Mark Viviano. Then again, maybe he's the one who's supposed to keep me from tearing down the curtains.
By the way, the tag in front of my spot reads "Oriole Blogs." We are many but one.